1 day ago on September 15, 2014

liampayneisafuckboy:

[aziz ansari voice] :D



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

distressed-kaiju-noises:

deerhoof:

the future is here and it’s horrible

#embarrassing baby photos of the future robotic rulers of the planet



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

florawrsaurus:

I blinked and something happened



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

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priceless.



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

#STEVEN MOFFAT



1 day ago on September 15, 2014


1 day ago on September 15, 2014

waxjism:

austere-fallen-angel:

does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

what else is the point of boobs really



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

petit-ouji:

[AGGRESSIVELY PROCRASTINATES FOR THREE HOURS ON SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN FINISHED IN 30 MINUTES]



1 day ago on September 15, 2014

Have you ever noticed how good of an actress Jasmine is?